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Waking Up with a Stiffy on @soundlyawake

Dude I love your mom!!!!

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LOLLERCOASTER

Horrified

Last night i had a dream about Phillip DeFranco. Apparently we were close friends and i was helping him buy a house for Lindsey. Somehow he became ill when we stopped at a gas station to get drinks. A voodoo lady was there and told me about the worms that were eating his brain. I watched his brain dissolve and was crying like a little bitch. I took off cause my friend was dead and I didn’t know what to do. So went to tell Lindsey of course. I got to her place and knocked on the door and BAM…… Phillip opens the door. I was balling and he didn’t know why. Apparently it was his VooDoo clone that died at the gas station while he was in the bathroom. When he came out i was gone and he thought i ditched him. Not realizing everything i went through watching my friend die in front of me. We talked for a while as he tried to calm me down. Finally I woke up and it was over. I was crying and shaking which is weird for me since i have not cried in 3 years and maybe only 3 times in the past 12 years. So that was my horrible night. By the way did I mention I have never met any of these people. 

defranco:

lol

defranco:

lol

Duh

I hate that you can’t search for tumblr accounts on the iPhone app. Duh tumblr, fix it.